world war never.

This is me.

These are my friends.

seifukucat:

officer i was not resisting arrest i was just being tsundere

  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
  • kosmotis:

    do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

    bryanchoppertagteam:

    magicalmanhattanproject:

    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk

    Someone needs to lock Bastille in the studio until they’ve succesfully covered every song in the Western Pop Canon. 

    (Source: gingerb3ard)

    piningjohn:

    All those fanfics where John and Sherlock randomly end up in a gay bar, they literally wrote it, filmed it and decided not to include it w h y 

    Rupert: I really like your hair. It’s so blonde and sexy.

    Tom: Oh my god! I can’t believe you said that; you’re such a sweet heart!